| me: | ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet? |
| mom: | it's been in for three minutes. just wait. |
| me: | I DID MY WAITING! |
| mom: | oh, god, not again. |
| me: | TWELVE YEARS OF IT! |
| mom: | every time. |
| me: | IN AZKABAN! |
(Source: aliwalter, via callme-never)
Don't ever hesitate. There's hope.
| Dominos Pizza: | 1-(734) 930-3030 |
| Papa John's: | 1-(877)-547-7272 |
| Pizza Hut: | 1-(800)-948-8488 |
My life is so good when I’m not home and I’m such a happy person. My house a legit hell hole and no one understands how fucked it really is.
| Teacher: | Schools almost over |
| Teacher: | and this is crazy |
| Teacher: | but here's three projects |
| Teacher: | due friday |
